Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote:ME2 was shit.
People keep praising it to the skies as the greatest thing since the orgasm but it was shit.
Daddy issues out the ass, Did fuck all to advance the plot, more corridor shooting than you can shake a space marine at. But hey at least it's got that Suicide mission right? Way to blow your load on the do nothing middle chapter. And let's go over those deep characters.
Miranda: Did I mention I'm pahfect? Also I have daddy issues plz halp
Jack: I'm legit fucked up and only PCenis can help me!
Jacob: That priiiiiize
Thane: I'm dying.v Also I'm the source of someone's daddy issues.
Grunt: I'm not as good as Wrex but I'm a Krogan and it's really hard to fuck up writing a Krogan.
Wrex's bit on Tuchanka, Mordin, Tali and Garrus, and MAYBE Legion were good.
3 of them were from the previous game.
ME was never some gift from the gaming gods on high. At it's best it was enjoyable as Bioware fare can be and had a handful of genuinely decent characters and touching moments. People that lionize the first three games ESPECIALLY ME2 need to be more honest about what it really was.
I love ME2. It's my favorite ME game. But it's because I don't really give a rat's ass about the plot.





