Politics/Slapfights - Ancient history to modern day!

[Vol]

SomethingAwful is melting down. Other forums I got to. The media. Oh, oh the tears. They sustain me. Rain salt over my wicked body.

[DarkStorm]

Fucking bathe in those tears. They feel good on my drunken skin.

[Vol]

Nevada called for Clinton, actually.

[TheodoricFriede]

I wonder what color the wall will be?

Do we vote on it or...?

[Vol]

Precast concrete, but we might get to paint it something festive.

[TheodoricFriede]

Precast concrete, but we might get to paint it something festive.

Florescent orange with a piss colored top.

[DarkStorm]

Nevada called for Clinton, actually.

may still be a toss up

[Vol]

Trump's pulling ahead in Michigan and PA. Just needs one more to clinch this.

[Hackett923]

Actually PA and Michigan would do it as PA is worth 20.

[TheodoricFriede]

Never in a million years would i have predicted it.

I still want to see the final, closing numbers.

[DarkStorm]

Maine will help trump a lot too.

[Hackett923]

It's only worth 4. How does that help?

[TheodoricFriede]

At this point, take what you can get.

Its still close. Potentially.

[DarkStorm]

It's only worth 4. How does that help?

their electoral votes are split or something to that affect, i was listening and heard that but whiskey is kicking in so its hard to remember the details exact.

[SciFlyBoy]

She's been trailing him the whole night. Never saw that coming. It might be a case of a last minute win for her though, which wouldn't surprise me. But I'm sure we've all figured that by now.

[DarkStorm]

She's been trailing him the whole night. Never saw that coming. It might be a case of a last minute win for her though, which wouldn't surprise me. But I'm sure we've all figured that by now.

I'm too tispy to accept that.

[TheodoricFriede]

I'm too tispy to accept that.

It could still happen. Surprises abound in this election.

[DarkStorm]

I'm too tispy to accept that.

It could still happen. Surprises abound in this election.

Possible but not in her favor for sure.

[Hackett923]

Trump wins PA

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

President Elect Trump.

[TheodoricFriede]

Half Life 3 confirmed.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Half Life 3 confirmed.

Half-Life 3 just got 10 times longer.

It's gonna be yuuuuuge

[Vol]

[DarkStorm]

I ABSORB THESE TEARS OF DESPAIR, FUCKING NIPPLES ARE SUPER ERECT.

[Hackett923]

Maine gets split. Trump carries Wisconsin to win.

[Vol]

Clinton campaign refuses to concede, Hillary did not appear herself, sent Podesta, he told supporters to go home and sleep, they want every vote to be counted first. Then the math guy on Fox said he probably can't call it tonight.

[Hackett923]

Moot point as Trump has the 270 in sight. Clinton is just being a sore loser.

[DarkStorm]

Basically.

[TheodoricFriede]

Vol, its your call, but may I humbly request that you put that 10 dollars to improving the site in some small way.

Or like, some really filthy porn.

[DarkStorm]

haha theo you silly sonavabitch.

[Someone With Mass]

Welp, enjoy four years of Donald Trump. Let's hope he won't try to grab the world by the pussy.

[DarkStorm]

HAZA!

[Vol]

AP calls Wisconsin for Trump, and therefore...

https://twitter.com/AP/status/796253849497571328

By their account, Donald John Trump is the 45th President of the United States.

Goodnight, CZ. What a yuge evening!

[DarkStorm]

FUCK YA~!

[SciFlyBoy]

Holy shit!

[Someone With Mass]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_p6A56ZVI&ab_channel=FoxNews

[TheodoricFriede]

Not only a victory, but a decisive victory.

Never would have guessed it. Not in a million years.

[Azint]

I can't wait for the Great Exodus when half of the US packs up and leaves.

[TheodoricFriede]

I can't wait for the Great Exodus when half of the US packs up and leaves.

Thats pretty damned unlikely. Moving to Canada is pretty expensive.

[TTTX]

well Trump won.

We should probably build some fallout shelters, just in case.

[TheodoricFriede]

We'll be fine.

Just going to be an interesting 4 years.

[SciFlyBoy]

We'll be fine.

Just going to be an interesting 4 years.

Entertaining was the word I thought of. I know it won't be boring.

[Alienmorph]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgxZr6LLS34

Feels alot like this, right now.

Congratulations to all the white trash, bigoted assholes and racist paranoid dicks that made this possible. You can all go fuck yourself.

From today, the world is a much much darker place, all thanks to you.

[Mazder]

So I just woke up to Trump being president.
Not that it wasn't unexpected but it's still...
well this was my first reaction;
https://youtu.be/PDQF_NNqbJc?t=12

[Mobius_118]

I think below all your bluster, you're an optimist, Theo.

I have never been so insulted in all my life.

I beg to differ.

And we, as a nation, just committed suicide.

[Mazder]

I beg to differ.

And we, as a nation, just committed suicide.

Whoa...I just got a Brexit Flashback.

Nah but seriously at least see what happens in the new year before stuff is called like that.
Congress and the Senate may stop his ideals.
I mean his own party wasn't too favourable of him.

[Mobius_118]

The US just betrayed everything it fucking stands for.

He'll be impeached, but the damage has been done.

[TTTX]

The US just betrayed everything it fucking stands for.

He'll be impeached, but the damage has been done.

I doubt Trump will be as bad as people expect him to be.

[DarkStorm]

[NCLanceman]

Whelp, won ten bucks on a bet and North Dakota legalized medicinal weed. All told, this worked out pretty well.